kedreeva:

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

(via forestwater87)

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#snakes  #snake  #snek  #pure  #nature  #biology  #videos  #video 

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

(Source: twitter.com, via busket)

— 4 hours ago with 28946 notes

bipolarsasuke:

bipolarsasuke:

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r/edkatherine is back on twitter and making naruto art just a forewarning

since not everyone knows, r/edkatherine is an artist who’s a radfem/terf and has made many drawings and comics depicting trans women as evil men just preying on cis lesbians, basically called all trans women rapists, and claims that trans men are confused women who just “refuse to claim their womenhood”. has also drawn violent depictions against trans people, the most well known being a witch’s cauldron boiling trans people. yea

(via sergle)

— 4 hours ago with 17810 notes
#transphobia 
corruptedspacecore:
“ satans-codpiece:
“ https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html
If you haven’t seen
Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father
”
The Times...

corruptedspacecore:

satans-codpiece:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

If you haven’t seen

The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.

(via sergle)

— 4 hours ago with 118079 notes
#trump 

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

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we are off to a GREAT start

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— 10 hours ago with 125637 notes
blackbeardvii:
“ telvi1:
“Yo this shit!!!!!!
”
creepy af
”
turn microphone permission off in settings for apps.

blackbeardvii:

telvi1:

Yo this shit!!!!!!

creepy af

turn microphone permission off in settings for apps.

(via askkakuro)

— 11 hours ago with 6775 notes
#not that it would surorise me if they messed with that too 

homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

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— 14 hours ago with 152604 notes
#gif  #food  #ice  #oooo 
themauvesoul:
“ kansasjustgotgayer:
“I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay
”
Listen. It does not matter what kind of student u are. The minute u sit in the back u have no idea what’s going on and the minute u sit in...

themauvesoul:

kansasjustgotgayer:

I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay

Listen. It does not matter what kind of student u are. The minute u sit in the back u have no idea what’s going on and the minute u sit in front u suddenly ask every dumbass question that flits into ur brain. We are ruled by the Seats and it cannot be changed, only overcome.

(Source: studentlifeproblems, via askkakuro)

— 1 day ago with 64448 notes

anarchy-kisses:

The tumblr ban depresses me because you can make a stupid post and get 10k notes whereas twitter you have to steal tweets to get clout and have clear skin and be hot and on Instagram you have to be hot and photogenic. Tumblr is just a bunch of depressed, drunk, gay, demonic idiots let loose in a forest not having to impress anyone and none of us care to be attractive, we’re the true trash. I will defend my trash until the end. (I’m the gay demonic idiot)

(via forestwater87)

— 1 day ago with 4621 notes

lezzyharpy:

eekoli:

cognizantofeuphoria:

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Hi lovely humans <3

I was diagnosed with a blood disorder this year causing me a great deal of pain.

I lost my job because of it and am having a hard time finding work because of it.

It can be painful to sleep where my skin cracks open and bleeds. Sometimes I faint sometimes my legs completely fall asleep for 20-30 minutes where I can’t move..

I need it to help with treatment and living expense.

If you have anything to spare, from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU <3

Even if you don’t a reblog goes a long way because someone else may be able to help.

If you would like to know more about it please feel free to message me directly! I can send documents, FaceTime/videocall, send full body photos, whatever you feel you need to donate.

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THIS IS NOT A SCAM!

I AM A REAL PERSON HAVING A HARD TIME!

Cashapp: CrystalDumortier

Venmo: Crystal-Rose28

https://www.gofundme.com/zzjxtb-health-complications&rcid=r01-154286698646-4319e4a16a1d4b76&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

THIS IS A SCAM

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THIS IS A SCAM

PLEASE REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH ON DONATION POSTS WITH IMAGES. ESPECIALLY IF THEY LITERALLY ARE SAYING “THIS IS NOT A SCAM” LIKE….WHY DID YOU NEED TO SAY THAT?

those results are all from tumblr… its people reblogging this donation post you absolute dipshit

why are you all like this abt ppl needing medical help

This is not a scam

(via lesbriian)

— 1 day ago with 13988 notes
#blood  #disease  #painful  #illness  #injury  #donation post  #caps  #blood disorder  #medical illness  #rash  #rashes 

phsfg:

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

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— 1 day ago with 3665 notes